Most Annoying Commercial

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Posthumous, Jun 4, 2007.

  1. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    I'm annoyed by most ads, especially the promos for movies and fox programs with jumpcuts that go a million miles per hour.

    The worst ad by far for me are Billy Mays for Oxyclean. I swear that guy is the antichrist. I would so kick him in the nuts and anyone who supports him in falling for his spiel. It's only non-chlorine bleach for fuck's sake, been around for a hundred years.


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  2. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

    non-chlorine bleach OOOO MY GOD .....what will they think of next cotton socks DIET soda?
     
  3. The_Walrus

    The_Walrus Sgt. Pepper

    Yeah, the Oxi-Clean guy annoys me... He shouts too much.

    I also hate all Geico commercials.

    I'm also getting so damn sick of those yellow "above the influence" commercials.
     
  4. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    I don't mind the Geico so much, at least their not talking about insurance, but Red Bull's are pretty lame. I mute the commercials, so my TV's muted most of the time.
     
  5. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    i LOVE that oxi-clean guy. dave does the most hilarious impression of him. i love how awful he is.
     
  6. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

    the head on commercial
     
  7. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    yeah, that one. and that guy in the stupid suit screaming "free money! free money!" and vonage commercials (unless it's the funny one, i relly hate that song now).
     
  8. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

    urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg




    TV Public Service Announcement
    Little Brother

    AUDIO VISUAL
    MICHAEL: Hey, hey little man, you want some smoke? VISUAL: Ryan walks away, picking up his pace a little bit, as Michael tries to catch up.
    RYAN: Nah man, I'm good.
    MICHAEL: Hey, hey, I'm not trying to hurt you. I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to get you high. VISUAL: Michael stops Ryan again.
    MICHAEL: What do you say? VISUAL: Michael and Ryan look at each other for a moment before busting out in laughter. At this point, we realize they were acting.
    RYAN: No man, I don't smoke weed. I smoke clowns like you on the b-ball court.
    MICHAEL: We gotta work on something else for you to say, dude. VISUAL: Michael and Ryan walk home together, still laughing.
    RYAN: Man, I know, it was the first thing I could think of. TEEN VO: Big brothers who live above the influence have little brothers who live above the influence.
    MICHAEL: But you did good though little brother. SUPER: ABOVETHEINFLUENCE. COM LOGO.
    TEEN VO: Big brothers who live above the influence have little brothers who live above the influence.
     
  9. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

    and thissss

    This commercial opens on a teenager in his bedroom in the morning. He is lying on his bed and calling his friend Tim on the phone.
    … Teen Boy:

    … Tim!!… (laughing) hey…

    … how did she get home?

    … man I was so high, I…

    … are we cool?

    … Tim, you know me. That's not me…






    He sits up on his bed.
     
  10. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

    Has anyone slummed lately ?

    aka- sticking leeches on myself
     
  11. Balloonatic

    Balloonatic Senior Member

    "i dont smoke weed, i smoke fools like you on the B-ball court"

    hahahahahahahahahahhaha

    omg and i HATE that commercial for berries& cream skittles or starburst or something like that. its obnoxious.

    i also mute commercials.
     
  12. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    Check this trailer for Seinfeld's movie The Comedian. lol
     
  13. TheLittleOne

    TheLittleOne Senior Member

    In general, I think tampon and feminie pad commericals are annoying....also embarrassing and awkward when you're watching tv with guys.
    Or worse..if you're watching tv with guys and a tampon commercial comes on and you need one.
    They just bother me.
     
  14. TheLittleOne

    TheLittleOne Senior Member

    Oh, and I used to hate those "Faaaaaalll in to the ...... gap" commercials. Egh.
     
  15. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    "Mom, do you ever have that 'not so fresh' feeling?"

    :D
     
  16. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    Was he propositioning oral sex? [​IMG]

    We made a pact to roll a joint whenever the "This is your brain on drugs" ad came on.

    [​IMG]

    :spliff:
     
  17. broony

    broony Banned

    Any of them really. They are called commerical for a reason.
     
  18. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

    is that the one with the singing rabbit?
    if it is i LOOVE that commercial
     
  19. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

    I hate any commercials for that fucking gimmick yogurt Activia with "patented" bifidus regularis culture. If you're having trouble taking a shit, dairy really isn't the best thing for you anyway. Eat some fucking vegetables.
     

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