Morning Wood

Anyone else wake up during the night with a woody? Almost every night for me.

 

Morning wood is a lovely memory from my younger days. Until you get to be an old fart like myself, it’s quite normal for a male to maintain an erection during REM sleep, no matter what you’re dreaming about. It’s your body’s way of keeping the loin-sausage in tip-top shape.

 

On those rare mornings when I get to sleep in, more often than not I wake up with a diamond cutter (and I’m 53).

 

According to my experience, whenever I masturbate or having sex with my wife before sleeping I get Morning Wood. Of course it is not as frequency as I was young but still I have it.

 

Woke up with nice wood this morning. Pretty normal occurrence thankfully. A night of drinking might kill it.

 

Before age got the better of me, there were precious few nights that I didn’t either masturbate, have sex, or both before sleeping.

 

Say, not to be weird but... how do you guys walk with a stick between your legs anyways? Can you uh... lock it in place or something?

 

If my wife is ready, I prefer to lock in her ****, otherwise, if she is asleep I do the masturbation, and finally, If I can't do anything I let it die.

 

Haha. Interesting question. Funny when your born with one and it's all you know, you deal with it. If naked you just let it hang and point straight out. Underwear is good for keeping it in place. When hard, you can point it down toward your thigh, or to the side, or even point straight up toward the top of the pants. If in public you try to put it in the least obviously position until it goes soft.

 

Fascinating! So, does it hurt to move it around?

 

Morning wood happens most days. Just have make the most of it. It usually happens when I get into bed aswell

 

It doesn’t hurt any more than moving your breasts around. ;-) While an erection can be painful for a guy (a lot of blood stored up with no place to escape creates a lot of pressure) moving it around doesn’t, as the penis naturally shifts depending on its state (erect vs. flaccid). I hope that helps.

 

Not at all. The erection is fairly flexible at the base. Trying to bend in the middle of the shaft won't work or would hurt like hell and damage the penis.

 

It does, thank you! You seem pretty smart, I like smarts.

Hmmm, I will have to remember this little weakness in case a guy ever steps out of line... hehehe...

 

GamerGirl99,
Watch the very beginning of The 40 Year Old Virgin for Steve Carell waking up, to get a funny take on waking up with morning wood!

It doesn't hurt to move around unless the pants or shorts you are wearing are too tight. Part of the reason pleated pants are popular, I would guess?

In Jr HS, when puberty hits, hormones out of control, it takes almost nothing to cause a rock hard erection, wanted or not! Seeing an attractive girl, fabric rubs against you with friction, shake to hard after urinating, etc. Thank god for Trapper Keepers to put in front of me walking down the hallways to class! LOL!

 

I guess I should consider myself lucky I don’t have a penis then!

 

Far as I am concerned, they're just more obvious about it!

 

I've woken up with lots of them, lol.

 

What do you mean?

 

I started letting it hang down the inside of my pant leg when I was in high school, as I didn't wear underwear. Been that way ever since. Not sorry if it bothers anyone. Not one bit.