more heehee's and hoho's

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. The driver said. "Please don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."
The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn’t realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
To which the driver replied. "I’ m sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab. I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

 

haha... not bad.

 

lol that's cute

so where do you find all these jokes?

 

pretty good, the theme is there but the punchline needs a revamp.

 

To which the driver replied. "I’ m sorry, it's really not your fault at all.....

Today is my first day driving a cab.

I have been driving a HEARSE for the last 25 years!"

maniacal laughter....

bu-dum dum....

hehe... heh?....

 

lol no i like it how it is, the "i've been driving a HEARSE for the past 25 years!" sounds like it's yelling at you

 

yes but we knew that before you didn't laugh at the joke.

 

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