Moose Balls

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Enraged Angel, Aug 30, 2008.

  1. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    If you had a plate of moose balls, do you think you could eat them?

    What if money was involved?
     
  2. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    My tribe of native americans used to live nomadically and they ate moose.
    If I was with them, and hungry, yeah I'd eat some moose balls.

    Things are so different, now!
     
  3. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    hell yea if money was involved
    as long as i got the moose too...want some jerky
     
  4. Makaveli_Reborn

    Makaveli_Reborn No?

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    I'd eat a dozen moose balls for $500. Free food an a $500 bonus?

    Hellz yeah.
     
  5. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    I bet you would be extra excited about that.... :rolleyes:
     
  6. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Next month is rutting season for our moose up here in New England and their balls should be particularly thick and juicy [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'm sure if they were actually prepared right it wouldn't be bad at all.

    and i'd eat them raw for the right price
     
  8. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Would I be considered weird if I would try them for free...:eek:
     
  9. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    No, I'd find that interresting and consider making you make best friend EVER. :D
     
  10. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    There might be money... but for you, balls only. :rolleyes:
     
  11. daysye

    daysye dumb as a box of hammers

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    i would prolly try it if i didnt know what it was.....thats how i was given pig tail, cow intestines and cow testies....what can i say, i lived in panama for almost 3 years and they eat some pretty weird things down there.....
     
  12. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

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    How much money are we talking here?

    I haven't eaten red meat for about four years now, so I'm sure it'd be a good idea to start off with moose balls... :rolleyes:

    If I still got the cash after I chucked my guts up sure, I could consider it.
     
  13. colonel_nemisis

    colonel_nemisis Member

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    I was hoping moose balls was some new slang like camel toe or something but for dudes. Disappointed.
     
  14. heeh2

    heeh2 Senior Member

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    u no u will probably have to take off the membrane (or eat it)

    wat if thers moose jizz inside
     
  15. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    actually, I don't put them on a plate when I eat them. I pick em fresh from a very large, pissed off bull moose, and eat them raw on site....
     
  16. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    Why does that not surprise me. Can i watch for amusement?
     
  17. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    Of course you can. Tickets are 3.50 get here early, the show always sells out quick :cool:
     
  18. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    Fair price! What time does this start? I want to make sure I don't miss out.:D
     
  19. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    7:30 daily, but I'd get here the day before....
     
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