Mood ruining moments

So, me and my girlfriend were kinda drunk, had a real kinky dirty mood going, and about to have anal. A spider runs down her leg -- she's afraid of spiders. She flips out, I try to show her that the spider left the bed, it starts running after her on the floor; I stomp it.

We still had fun afterwards, but I had to reapply the lube cause it's flavored and started to get sticky, and I overdid it and kept sliding out; and the kinky dirty mood was totally gone +_+

You got any?

 

I was once with this really hot black girl and she was giving me her best oral moves, but I had just had a big fight with my best friend and I couldn’t keep it up. Also it was outside in February so maybe the cold had something to do with it.

 

use water based lubes..

If you tried sticking that sticky stuff up my ass, it would be the last time you did.. j/s

 

In a back room at a friends house party with this girl and another friend barges in saying, "Are ya'll gonna fuck or what ?" Looked to see who the fuck it was, and by the time I turned back she was gone.

 

lol aw^

 

Came free with the condoms; we're out of the good stuff :2thumbsup:

 

lol

 

One morning, I was feeling particularly horny and pinned my fiance (then boyfriend) to a wall in his dining room and started sucking him off... less than two minutes later, he sees his brother park and start walking towards the door and had to push me off quickly to "adjust" himself. His brother wanted to use his internet and i was SO pissed off...

Another time, we were getting hit with a horrible blizzard earlier this year and we started to "warm up" and we got a phone call from his sister asking us to hike a mile to her house to help her mother-in-law to take care of her daughter cause she wasn't sure if she and her husband were going to make it back home that night.

we're always getting interupted with phone calls and people coming to the door... it sucks

 

cold rain is fine.. when it comes down in Hail stones and dents your ass.. Its time to run to the car..

 

Having sex in the back of the truck which starts out great tell you start sweating and flys and those motherfucking mosquitoes show up. Now you can't even stand around the fire because the bastards called in full support.

 

conversation...honestly, it always kills it. Once we start fooling around and he slips a "I forgot to tell you.." or "so, at work today..." in there, forget it!

 

"She say's 'but I want to talk' I said 'What do you want to talk about? What I eat for breakfast? It doesn't matter 'cause you ain't gonna be here,'" Andrew "Dice" Clay.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Lol loves it! But what about like dirty talk like I love being called a who're n shit.

 

that's different if its thrown in there once in a while...I don't want to spend my whole time fucking while listening to anything...breaks concentration!

 

I get the urge to do this often but rarely do it.

It's hard not to. Men's mind can really go all over the place during sex. Part of why we're better at it in the morning =P

 

I'm better at night.. I think

I was with my now ex g/f and we were staying at her apartment. We were both in the living room naked, the mood arose and she hopped on my back.

I piggy backed her into her room towards the bed and I think I didn't hit the light switch because I didn't want to distract anything from what was about to happen..

well short story long, I tripped up on some clothing before approaching the bed and couldn't completely catch myself, and her, she ended up whacking her head on the wall right beside her bed. She was crying.

I think we both found it amusing later.

 

When 'Rocky Raccoon' by the Beatles comes on shuffle, and the laptop the music is playing on is left in the other room...while in mid coitus. So this means I have to try to ignore it for 30 seconds, realize its killing my hard on, pull out, make it to the other room and turn it off. By this time I've completely lost interest, and so had she. Extreme boner killer...we laughed it off, broke up a few months later and never really spoke again...(thank god)

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNRH7_Kd5Yc

"Gonna get that boy"

 

I am better when im sick for some reason Orr in the shower I love it clean

 

Female discharge due to yeast infection... Thought I was gonna' go celibate after that, let alone never eat a sandwich with Mayo on it again.