moldy dick disease

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by Sunchild77, Oct 12, 2009.

  1. Sunchild77

    Sunchild77 Member

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    MDD

    It is a serious disease. I took a hooker home last night and endd up with mold on my cawk. seriously its green and spreading all over my testes.

    do not fucked hookers.
     
  2. steamboars1

    steamboars1 Member

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    Wash the mint jelly off of your cock.....not your cawk.
     
  3. BlackTar_46

    BlackTar_46 Member

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    go to your fucking doctor
     
  4. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Lifetime Supporter

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    and an english class.
     
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  5. yarapario

    yarapario Village Elder

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    Dip it in boiling water, take it out after a minute or two, pull the blisters off and salt it down real good. Voila! You won't give mold another thought.
     
  6. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    Scrape it off, wrap it in foil and put it in christmas stockings like candy.
     
  7. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    your cawk is about to drop off, just face it and learn to live without it!
     
  8. yellowcab

    yellowcab Fresh baked

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    Dont worry about it, it will probably just dry up and fall off, just make sure you dont wash it off.:puke:
     
  9. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    lol @ this thread
     
  10. Shale

    Shale ~

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    What? The mold or his cawk? :eek:
     
  11. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Eat it, it's smegma. They harvest it as expensive cheese in certain regions of Western Africa.
     
  12. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    thats what I was going to say!!! :mad::D

    Im glad great minds think a like
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    rub it with tiger balm


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  14. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I have a friend whose personal hygiene is so bad ,he has moss on the north side of his dick!
     
  15. Cirius

    Cirius Member

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    Id think thats something you should talk to a doctor about and not a group of hippy strangers that are getting more than just a laugh off this. Id go to a doc right away lest my dick fell off
     
  16. Maxwell95

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    i lol'd at this :D
     
  17. Katie89

    Katie89 Senior Member

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    congrats on the green dick!
     
  18. Lennon_Skye

    Lennon_Skye Member

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    Smegma isn't green, but nonetheless, it can still be harvested and enjoyed in various foods as a supplement for cheese, especially in those poor regions.

    South Africa sells "DickCheese" in these little packets you get at the supermarket. It really is a delicacy here.

    L_S
     
  19. bungeman

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    amputation !!!!!
     
  20. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    what could you have seriously searched to come up with this shit?
     

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