modern drunkard magazine (is a hit)

ronald Macdonald · Apr 30, 2007

Modern drunkard magazine is everything a modern drunk could want
Its informative and lifesaving
This is the future of binge drinking as we know it !

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/06_04/06-04-black-blue.htm

I’ve always thought of hangovers as alcohol’s vengeful (and quite punctual) older brother. If you picked on his sibling long enough you could expect big bro to be popping by in the morning to extract a corresponding measure of revenge.

Sometimes, however, his beatings are merely the icing on the cake. Many is the morning I’ve woken with a hangover complicated by abrasions, lesions, scrapes, bumps, bruises and even broken bones. What I’ve not always woken up with is a clear picture as to how I got that way.

Which encouraged me to develop a complicated system of speculation, investigation and lengthy interrogations of eyewitnesses, allowing me to piece together and catalogue the calamities that sometimes visit themselves upon innocent and well-meaning drunks. I mean, we were just trying to have a good time, right?

I’ve also included improvised home remedies in case these calamities should befall you; and the lesson each mishap taught me. Because, as my daddy likes to say, “If you can’t learn anything from a beating then you’d better learn to like them.”

Fire Face
Symptoms: Burn marks about the lower lip, chin, neck and chest.

What happened: After getting mullocked at my favorite dive I wound up at a friend’s place where the imbibing options included Everclear and Bacardi 151. A few quick belts of each served to douse whatever common sense might have been still smoldering in my head. Then, I’m told, my pal had the brilliant idea that we should spit fireballs off his second story balcony. I of course insisted on going first. I loaded up on Everclear and didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t care, that excess grain alcohol was dribbling down my chin.

To put it briefly, when I flicked the lighter my face caught on fire. I bet it looked pretty cool. Luckily my friend was alert enough to douse me with his beer instead of the Bacardi 151.

Treatment: I applied topical burn ointment daily and for a long masculinity-eroding week I wore a bandana around my neck like a hardcore Loverboy fan.

What I learned: You can drink Everclear, or you can spit Everclear fireballs. You have to pick just one.
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dapablo · Apr 30, 2007

try this http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk/

Hari · Apr 30, 2007

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paulfreespirit · Apr 30, 2007

lukey were are yer .........ah he"s probally still in the rubadubadub :cheers:

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