Last night I got horribly drunk with a few mates and tried to recreate this http://nerve.fugacious.net/drf/archives/cybersexchatroll.htm It has led to the creation of my alterego, The Assmaster. This is great for shits and giggles, and can really mess up some teenage girl's mind.
lol, someone tried to do this to me once but I just kept going with it and getting them back faster than they could think of anything. girls cant think as fast as guys on this line of subject, and in my case, it was a group of girls doing it. they gave up after about 25 or so minutes and I kept going until they signed off.
There's no point in doing it to someone who's not stupid. Best bet is to get them off Vampirefreaks.com, or some other such retard meeting point.