Million Dollar Ideas

So my current million dollar idea just recently came to me.
Of course I'll never do anything with it, which is why I'm not a millionaire as yet.

It seems I'm an INTJ type of personality according to the Jung Typology Test .

Representing just 2% of the population along with Vladimir Putin, Gandalf the Grey, Professor Moriarty, and Hannibal; we all share the common trait of having the ability to critically observe and then generate brilliant ideas to improve the world in ways that are totally unseen by others.

We also don't care about receiving any personal credit or monetary gain from these insights, except for Putin and Hannibal.

That's why I'm going to share my insight and any one of you are free to make unlimited amounts of money off of it.

I just want 10%.

Send it to me by inserting United States dollar bills into your scanner and then send me a JPEG of both sides so I can get the serial numbers, care of this site. Then I will print out copies of the money and proceed to the bank to exchange them for "real" dollars. Don't forget to burn your original so that we don't get snagged for bigamoney, which is when two people possess the same serial numbers on their cash-o-la.

So on to the million dollar idea.

Here it is.

Left hand threaded jars and bottles! I think this is just brilliant. I got this idea when someone couldn't get the lid off of a Mason jar filled with honey.

Think of it. Some poor soul like, oh Winnie the Pooh, trying to get the lid off of his honey jar. Twisting, twisting to the right, smacking the edges with the handle of a butter knife, running it under hot water, using one of those rubber jar lid traction devices...even getting out the Channel Lock Brand pliers. All to no avail..they just keep tightening the lid tighter!
Ho ho ho, that would be hilarious! What a great novelty item! Laugh a minute! Better than the old can of snakes!

And it would also serve as a safe! Put anything you want into the jar. It can be seen, but no one can get to it without breaking the glass! No one will ever think to twist the lid to the right to remove it. Trust me.

Another idea worth Millions!
Don't forget to burn your half of the cloned bills by the way.
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Anyway....

I just had another brainstorm.

After a short hike on the Appalachian Trail this morning I came back covered with the dreaded Trail Web Syndrome. For all you non hikers out there, this occurs when you take the lead position, AKA "The Point", on a hike and have to fight your way through thousands upon thousands of invisible spider webs struck across the trail. And you end up all sticky and yucky. Sometimes your eyeballs get glued shut and you run into trees and fall off of cliffs and such.

So I have devised, in my mind, a solution. I'll think up a catchy name in a bit.

So here's how it works. You attach into your sweat band, which on hikers consists of a rolled up bandana, a two foot fiberglass pole, similar to the end of a fly fishing rod. It must be securely attached somehow, so that it protrudes outward from your head to a point directly in front of and six inches (15.2cm) higher than your eyebrows. (I'll let the grunts in the shop figure out how, I'm just the idea man)

In the illustration above, you would use just the top rod and throw the rest away.

Now from the outward end we attach another similar rod vertically 1/3 of the way down so that 1/3 of the vertical rod is above the horizontal rod and 2/3 below. Thus making a modified Christian cross, minus one arm, rotated 90 degrees to the wearer's body which will also serve to keep away side attacking one arm vampires. Or seven arm vampire spiders.

The vertical rod should be able to pivot from side to side from the horizontal. See illustration below except the horizontal should be on the forehead and the vertical 1/3 above and 2/3 below the horizontal, but you get the idea....nose is to the left....

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Now...as you walk, due to the undulating motion of the hips, the vertical rod will sway from side to side about the rotational attachment point...like a windshield wiper, thus removing the offending spiderwebs and leaving clear sailing ahead.

It would help if you adopt the "Samba" hiking gait as you walk, as shown below.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11OrKyEok3g"]undulating hips - YouTube

Picture them with 40 pound backpacks and no spider webs.





You're welcome.
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