might be facing assault charges :(

well probably not but today at lunch time we were walking down to the shop and outside a hardware store on the way was a pigeon with a broken wing, there were two 3rd year (about 14 or 15 years old) pupils around it kicking it against the wall and covering it in mayonaise...as soon as I saw them kicking it into the wall I lost it, I punched one guy in the face and fucked up his nose completely and then turned to the guy who kickied it into the wall and pinned him against the wall and punched him in the face 6 times.

They were both pretty fucked after it but I just completely lost it. Im pretty sure one was about to stamp on it...hes just fucking lucky he didnt get that far otherwise hed be in hospital right now.

The poor fucking bird though, was covered in mayonnaise and looked realy messed up.
I left school early and cleaned it and wrapped it up in my jumper and took it home, its in the shed now with water and bread and it seems to be doing ok. Just in complete shock. Hopefully it makes it through the night, it seems quite healthy apart from the wing so it might be ok.

I hope those cunts learned their lesson...and more importantly I hope they dont have older brothers

Havnt gone into a blind rage like that since primary school...im still angry as fuck about it

 

You're an idiot.

 

What the hell? Some kids are dickmongers...

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haha
I dont know what happened, havnt actually got in a fight since I was 8...seeing some **** kicking a bird into a wall made me snap though

 

thats pretty fucked up.

those kids defiantly deserved a beatdown.

 

you should have Bit the head off the pigeon after you beat them up, they would think your totally psycho.. and never even think of fucking with you in the future..

 

yes...im an idiot for stopping some thoughtless assholes from kicking an injured birds head in
It wasnt as if I sucker punched them, I asked them what the fuck they thought they were doing and one of them laughed and kicked the bird again, im not talking about tapping it with his foot...he was properly kicking it. Im surprised its still alive.
what would you do in the situation, walk by without a glance? If im an idiot then your an asshole

 

maybe if it wasnt covered in mayonnaise :ack2: haha

 

Jesus. It's a fucking bird.

Okay, so what they were doing was bullshit, but your reaction was even worse. You went down to their level and beyond.

Way to beat up on a couple of little kids.

Edit: What would I have done? I would have had words with them. I definitely would not have started beating on a couple of stupid boys being stupid boys.

 

come on dood, mayo covered pigeon is a delicacy in shanty town

 

I know my reaction was bad, and what do you mean little kids, they were 14 or 15 and around the same size as me, I wouldnt have acted like that if they were little un's

Im not a particularly violent person but when you get that blinding anger that puts all logical thought out of your head its hard not to react. I dont regret what I did. Yeah it is just a bird, but it was still a living thing getting kicked to death, would it have made a difference if it was a dog, or a cat?
Watching them laugh as they tormented it sickened me and it was very satisfying stopping them.

They'll have sore faces for a few days, thats fine with me.

orison: im more of a ketchup and rat kinda guy

 

Those stupid fucks.

 

wtf i would have kicked their asses too...

probably not, but i definitely would have kicked them straight in the balls. people like that don't need to reproduce anywayz...

did you name your bird friend yet?

 

thats awesome badfish. people who pick on animals are sick fucks and need to be taught a lesson.

:cheers2:

 

people like you are the reason why animal cruelty still exists.

you're just as bad as them... having a few "words" with someone isn't going to stop shit. you deserve a kick in the balls as well.

or better yet... maybe we'll just strip all your clothes off you, break both your arms and legs, and tie you to a fucking tree smothered in honey. then we'll try to have a few words with all the wild animals that come to eat your sorry ass.. but hey i mean we won't try to stop them or anything, they're just bein animals ya know?

 

That is some fucked up shit. I know if I saw one kid picking on a defenseless animal I would tear him a new one, let alone a group of kids. These kids have no respect for life, they deserve whatever sort of punishment comes pummeling into their skills, hopefully it teaches them something.

I remember one kid I knew beat the shit out of a kid for breaking a mother goose's neck while she was just trying to protect her young, I think he might have even broken the kids arm, or at least I hope he did.

 

haha this bought me back to secondary school. this ones for you orison...

our school was really big, and had a huge garden area separating the two sites (south and north). So this garden was the long way (maybe 5-10min to get to the other site) and there was a tunnel way which took 3-5min.

So anyway, the natural area was absolutely full of squirrels year round, if you got out before a break/lunch time, you would see shitloads of conker gathering activity.

So this one time, me and friends were walking around this area (sometimes smoking) and i see this kid like a year younger then me throwing sticks and rocks and shit up a tree sepparated from other trees... we walk closer and theres a squirrel right at the top scrambling around - but no nearby shit to jump to... i recognise the kid as this psycho some people reffered to.
So i tell him to back off and said what he is doing is really fucked up, but hes with his friends and starts acting the sheet... so he tries to throw another stick... i think i slapped it out of his hand and he just jumped on me, he started screaming fucking screaming i was like holy fucking shit - i then hit him and took him down into a nelson choke, the fucker was pinching, scratching and trying to bite while screaming the entire time. I didnt want to hurt him, incase he really turned out to be crazy and cause he was younger so i didnt apply too much pressure.
so he wears out just before a teacher comes.

Anyway, normally after a fight you get 2 day suspension, + get your parents called in and a few hours of community service. my head of year laughed when i explained, then we lol'd that thanks to me, the saved little squirrel can now have a happy little family. i got off without even a slap on the wrist.

i used to feel sorry for that kid, lol now i hear his screams in my sleep.

 

nelson choke ftw

 

I dont want to name it just in case it doesnt make it through the night. Might do tomorrow though

and Jimmy P I asked them what they were doing and he laughed and kicked the bird, like I said, I didnt just sucker punch them. I was actually hoping they would just be intimidated and walk off but that didnt happen and I lost control of my anger.
I dont want to sound all high and mighty but if they just got away with disgusting behaviour like that then what would stop them from doing it another time.

I dont like violence but there is a difference in kicking an injured defenseless bird and punching someone when your outnumbered and they have the equal opportunity of fighting back.
They'll think twice before doing it again