Michael Phelps is

Aquaman

Obviously

I know it's been said, but god damn I really think he controls the fishes.


Also, he eats 12,000 calories a day
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2008/aug/14/michaelphelps.swimming1

Not only is he Aquaman, he's the world's best competitive eater.

 

yeah, but he does like 3 2400m warm up races a day that burn 4000 calories

so those 12000 go in and out like nothing

 

Wow, haha. He consumes more in energy drinks then I do all day!!!

I can't wait until I am Mrs. Phelps....

 

Read what he actually eats though and think of trying to sit down and physically eat that sheer amount of food every day.

 

yeah, and then revel in the fact that he maintains a 32'' waist, ha

 

^^^Only when I have the munchies.

 

It literally takes most people a week to eat that much food, it must be really time consuming to eat that much daily!

 

We should try to popularize the michael phelps diet and see how many people actually try it

 

Hahaha

 

fuck time, imagine how much it COSTS to maintain that diet

 

I'm sure he doens't pay for a lot of his food. He probably just walks into any restaurant and says "I'm mother fucking Michael Phelps", then he gets VIP tables, free food, ladies just drop to their knees underneath his table, all that stuff fo free.

 

hahaha, good point, 1st thought people on here are probably thinking is munchies! and my 1st thought after that is stoners going to wendys to buy things off the dollar menu

 

you're probably right

alls he gotsta do is walk around wit dem 14 gold medals around his neck

 

12,000 calories a day?
that's how much those fat people on TLC eat a day haha

but instead, he looks amazzzing

 

all the food in his house is more than likely free.. you know why? because he probably has sponsorship deals with everyone.. and they just send him tons of his favorite foods.. clothes... etc... for free

 

^ahh.. what a life, what a life!

 

That'd probably be kinda heavy.

 

MmmMm Phelps... delicious....

 

I love his tattoo, I just want to lick it. Mmmm USA!

 

i can't find the best version of this picture, but this is when Jason Lezak barely out-touched the french to win the gold in the 4x100m relay

if anyone remembers that, then they should know what i'm trying to get at

if anyone remembers that flex ^ at least


here's another: