Mens balls..Love them or Hate them?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by mystical_shroom, Aug 19, 2004.

  1. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Okay, I thought this one was due a while ago...
    This is because all this talk about big boobs being nasty and saggy...
    Well, what about men's balls, huh? I mean, hell, those are saggier than shit. And how they are always scratchin them bad boys, or what about the ones that smell them? Well, I for one dont care for real saggy balls, i think they should have to wear a cup to support those suckers..

    What do you think???
     
  2. Maes

    Maes Senior Member

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    I like my balls saggy expecially in the summer bcuz when hittin it at certain positions they stay outside and I just like the rhythm as they hit the lower (saxony?) vagina area.

    plus, it's always nice to have balls to tidy up, when you're lost in the middle of a shopping mall, looking for the right direction.

    Having balls also enables you say: "Do u have the balls?" or "suck my balls"
    Altho too muching sucking may mix the cords inside.
     
  3. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Senior Member

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    I love the smell of my balls.
     
  4. backtothelab

    backtothelab Senior Member

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    Penises really get in the way sometimes. Like when you're in gym class and pop a boner, or when it shrivles up when you swim. Balls, don't really bother me though. Will they sag when I get old? Man, that's gonna suck.
     
  5. malina

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    balls are so cool sometimes i wish i had a pair of my own ... except for the fact that it would be something i would have to protect which would ruin the fun. i think balls are awesome.
     
  6. Broad_For_Hire

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    fun, yes, if you are careful with them... that I don't like so much

    saggy and hideous... oh yeah
    But don't get me wrong, I love the men parts
    As far as suckin on em (just like tits) NO HAIR PLEASE! Hairy ball sucking is freaky business
     
  7. sm0key42o8

    sm0key42o8 Senior Member

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    i love my balls, i love the way they feel, i love the way sag or shrink up in hot or cold, i love to touch my balls, i love to rub my balls, i love to touch and rub my balls durin masturbation...balls are fun...
     
  8. sonador_hermosa

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    i like them because they're soft. they're ugly fuckers, but they feel nice...heehee
     
  9. sm0key42o8

    sm0key42o8 Senior Member

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    i love your sig, ATHF rocks...
     
  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Balls are very strange, I dont know how they walk around with those things, but I'd rather have someone with hairy balls, then shaved balls :D
    The ball skin feels a little weird too, like its freakishly soft and I feel like if i even touched one a little that it will pop :D you have to be cautious as hell when dealing with them balls :D
    I could only imagine what that looks like if they ran really fast naked...
    I would be so scared to do a zip up, I would wear elastic pull up pants or button fly, i would be scared of the zip up :D
     
  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hehehehe :D
    Tis me glad you are proud of your balls, whether they may sag, or what not you are proud..
    Just like how one should be proud of their boobage, regardless if they are not tiny and perky and up to their chin...
    I wouldn't trade me ta ta's in for another pair no matter what...
    Just like ya'll feel about your balls...and you never hear anyone complain about the sagginess or anything..cause they are just balls :D

    And what always gets me if is someone has big boobage, its always compared to a freakin cartoon character named Chokesondick, wtf!!! I dont understand that at all.... doesn't anyone understand that that is a cartoon and not real life :D
    and I would also like to add about some man boobs, some men have boobs, what about them, yeah thats right, men boobs :D
     
  12. thehipsterdufus

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    Oh, that's it, 'Shroom, take a nice thread about balls and boobs and completely taint it with the MAN BOOBS;)

    man balls are cool

    women boobs are WAY cool


    man boobs or women balls (?) -- SOOOO not cool :p

    I wonder if gay guys like to 'do' man boobs like straight guys like to 'do' woman boobs..........













    no........................







    no, I don't..................................


















    I need some coffee
     
  13. mystical_shroom

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    hahah what, you don't like man boobs [​IMG]
    you wouldn't rub your face in some..hehe

    "man balls" [​IMG] well, what other balls are there [​IMG] harhar just messin..I wouldnt want to come across a woman with some balls, cause yeah, that be no woman at all..tis a man, with some man boobs

    Balls and boobs are kind of the same thing, some are bigger than others, some are more perkier than others...but they all get the job done, no matter what the job is [​IMG]

    I just think people should be proud of what they have, and not be so consumed with changing it, and wanted to say that guys have some saggy shit too [​IMG]
     
  14. Nisha

    Nisha Forlorn.

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    Balls are ok i guess. I like them, but i don't want them to like, drag on to the floor. I liek the feeling of them slapping against me when I'm screwing their owner, however I have failed to understand how they have hair on them, and hate getting it in my mouth.

    I love licking and sucking on them, it makes my guys go crazy. If they are happy with their balls, then I am too.
     
  15. mystical_shroom

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    i think balls would look weird if it wasnt for the hair, hair makes balls more manly, but i dont think ya can make balls anymore manlier :D

    Nisha, I love ya but damn, when i was 15 i was scared of balls and the stuff that came with it..:D
     
  16. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned

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    This thread reminds me of that old AC/DC song, "Big Balls".

    My balls are actually comforted in a rather tight scrotum and therefore stay rather close to me and looking perky.
     
  17. Bug_Man

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    You are a "seasoned" 15 year old. We had a name for girls like you back in the day.
     
  18. mystical_shroom

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    glad ya have some perky balls there bogsy, i bet the chicas love how they fit nice, tight, and comfortably right under their chin :D
     
  19. Bug_Man

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    Haven't gotst mee self laid in so long, I wouldn't remember.
     
  20. mystical_shroom

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    :D well, how bout when you give yourself a b.j. is it a tight fit...
     
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