men who constantly adjust their ballsack

i call them organizers

 

We just want to make sure our balls are in top condition. I consider it a public service.

 

mine never give me any trouble, their 'pre' adjusted everyday

 

I just feel so, I dunno, off center, when they aren't resting level.

 

I dun really care, as long as they don't make some huge production out of it while in public. A little adjusting is fine, it happens, but you don't ahve to grab, yank up, wiggle a little, and let out a sigh of relief afterwards every single freakin time

 

Cute

 

We don't? But the rulebook specifically states that we DO have to yank up, wiggle a little and let out a sigh of relief. It's all there in black and white.

Also define "constantly". Again, according to the book it's only an hourly requirement.

 

i would try different underwear. worked for my brother, brad. i once had the truly horrifying experience of witnessing a nut-slip. it was horrible. it was the biggest one i've ever seen in my entire life. i still cringe, sometimes.

 

what's a nut-slip?

 

he was wearing shorts, and sat down across from me. one slipped out. it was horrifying. i couldn't look him in the eye for months.

 

Lmao, thats really been traumatizing.

 

i don't think this person was adjusting their ballsack... it sounds like they were masteurbating

 

Haha, "organisers" Hahaha classic. That is very, very funny.

Balls are like infants, if everything isn't just right, they're not happy. I've been known to give them a firm re-adjustment when neccessary.

 

God, there's nothing more hideous than balls hanging out from a pair of shorts.

It's all a comfort thing, like when a girl adjusts her bra.

Though I'm sure I know the answer, does any woman find a man adjusting himself sexy?

 

I never really have that problem.

 

i suppose that depends on where she is on her ovulation cycle, and if her biological clock is screaming "IMPREGNATE ME SOMEBODY!!! ANYBODY!!!"

 

If you'd been looking him in the eye in the first place, you'd have saved yerself a lotta trauma

 

no shit, man. i can still see it in my head...

 

I adjust my nuts all the time. What's wrong with that?