Men, how do you feel about the

ONE UPPER!

 

and what would that be?

 

The person that can always do something, anything, everything better than you could ever do it and he tells you everytime.

 

oh, then in that case, I AM a one upper, so I feel great about it.

 

I ask him if he can beat me at ro-sham-bo. When he asks what it is, I kick him in the nuts and remind him he's not smarter than me.

 

I've beat so many people at that its not even funny anymore

 

WTF? I don't actually play. Just kick 'em, and walk off.

 

The way some egos run wild around here we all consider ourselves one uppers.

 

Bet you can't beat me at ro-sham-bo

 

i dont actually play either, and I stay around and laugh instead of walking away, cuz I'm better than them.

 

I have lots of respect for anyone better then I.

If someone can one-up me in everything, their probably worth emulating.

 

the guy that has really done it all and better than me, or just the guy that always has a better story? the story guys, since I got a decent gift of storytelling and a mean streak, I will egg em into impossably fantastic tales that they will claim all the way into violence are true........one man eventually claimed he owned 35% of microsoft and 70% of IBM......and had a minivan with 16 switches in it...hmmm what else......I forget...I called him a liar when he finally said Bill Gates had more money but he was catching up quick. He pulled a knife on me because I called him a liar. HAHA.

 

I can make people tell bigger lies than you can.

This one time......

 

Beginnings of statments are capitalized. So is 'I'.

Also I don't consider someone who has a better grasp of english than to have demonstrated their prowess.

If you kill a bear bare handed, and afterwords impregnate a profesional volleyball team in the same night, then I'll probably try and emulate you.

 

damn......I used a butter knife, and most the volleybally team were gay and would have nothing to do with...turned one though......

 

You have three days, but you can use a sledgehammer.

For the bear I mean.

 

I would be more impressed if he impregnated the bear....

 

That is so true.

 

one up 'er what?

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That wasn't a come on line lol.