men and their ways

So the other day I was at the store and this dude offered to help me carry my bags out to the car. I knew he was only asking because he wanted to have sex with me but I said okay anyways because I only have two arms, after all.

When he was loading the car for me he broke a ceramic vase I had just bought because he was too busy staring at my boobs.

Whattajerk!

 

Uhm sorry, way too generalizing! I never dropped a vase while staring. Perhaps he was epileptic?

 

You should be flattered




Hotwater

 

nor wrecked a car


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc_HZb33ZUs"]Scene from Desperado - YouTube





Hotwater

 

I wasn't staring at your boobs, they were staring at me.

 

If a woman became flustered from starring at my package I'd probably whip it out and do the "helicopter."

Is there a female equilivant to the helicopter? You shoulda done that.

 

Never really but once almost, seriously Flattering right :mickey:

 

Is it common for women to assume that if a man is being nice to them and trying to help them, that he is only after sex?

 

Fucking men!:devil:

 

i punched a girl in the face the other day

i was being the perfect gentleman.

 

What like giving them rides to work and what not?

I'm pretty sure this thread is mostly in jest of the numerous woman bashing threads

 

I think it is common to wonder but not to assume. Although some sure will be assuming as well.

 

Hey... rides for rides. Seems pretty fair to me.

 

newbies preoccupied with boobies
lack the grace to handle a vase

 

Pure poetry.

 

Yes, but we have to be wearing pasties to do it.

 

Guys suck.
Did he offer to replace the vase?

 

He likely did it on purpose because it’s a perfect intro…..”Let me make it up to you by buying you dinner"


....or at least that's what i would do ....



Hotwater

 

bet he thought "damn, I've screwed my chances now!"

 

Very very devious person :bobby: