men and their ways

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Meliai, May 14, 2013.

  1. Meliai

    Meliai Banned

    So the other day I was at the store and this dude offered to help me carry my bags out to the car. I knew he was only asking because he wanted to have sex with me but I said okay anyways because I only have two arms, after all.

    When he was loading the car for me he broke a ceramic vase I had just bought because he was too busy staring at my boobs.

  2. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    Uhm sorry, way too generalizing! I never dropped a vase while staring. Perhaps he was epileptic?
  3. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    You should be flattered [​IMG]

  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    nor wrecked a car [​IMG]"]Scene from Desperado - YouTube

  5. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

    I wasn't staring at your boobs, they were staring at me. :(
  6. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

    If a woman became flustered from starring at my package I'd probably whip it out and do the "helicopter."

    Is there a female equilivant to the helicopter? You shoulda done that.
  7. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    Never really but once almost, seriously :p Flattering right :mickey:
  8. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    Is it common for women to assume that if a man is being nice to them and trying to help them, that he is only after sex?
  9. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

    Fucking men!:devil:
  10. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

    i punched a girl in the face the other day

    i was being the perfect gentleman.
  11. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

    What like giving them rides to work and what not? :)

    I'm pretty sure this thread is mostly in jest of the numerous woman bashing threads
  12. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    I think it is common to wonder but not to assume. Although some sure will be assuming as well.
  13. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    Hey... rides for rides. Seems pretty fair to me. :p
  14. cynthy160

    cynthy160 Senior Member

    newbies preoccupied with boobies
    lack the grace to handle a vase
  15. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    Pure poetry.
  16. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

    Yes, but we have to be wearing pasties to do it.
  17. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

    Guys suck.
    Did he offer to replace the vase?
  18. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    He likely did it on purpose because it’s a perfect intro…..”Let me make it up to you by buying you dinner" [​IMG]

    ....or at least that's what i would do .... :eek:

  19. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

    bet he thought "damn, I've screwed my chances now!" ;)
  20. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    Very very devious person :bobby:

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