Meg's Ma's thoughts on Dr. Phil......

"He knows everything."

 

George's thoughts on Dr. Phil... "His head could use a spitshine?"

 

At first I thought you were calling him a shithead, and I was going to agree with you.

I don't say "shithead" nearly as much as I used to.. Hmm.

 

he is a blockhead


i don't say blockhead enough

 

The woman actually said "I bet all those women who work till 5 just wish they were home at 3 everyday to watch Dr. Phil. "

At which point, I flipped her off.

 

His ramblings are all common sense, really.

 

Yes, this means I watch Dr. Phil.

 

MARISA. You got rid of "omg hippez cool rawk hard" etc. I thought it would never be removed. I liked taht quote

I told her that all Dr. Phil did was state the obvious and hand out free trips

 

MEG. But I like all of Derek's quotes, sexual or not. Uh...yeah.

And Dr. Phil blows. He gave a 9 year old girl an electric guitar just because she thought it was cool after watching "School of Rock."

 

i wish someone would just hand me an electric guitar because i thought it was cool. instead, i have to wait til christmas to get one. oh well, not long now

 

it snowed the other night...

 

luckyyyyyy

 

In 1996, when Oprah Winfrey was being sued by Texas cattle ranchers who claimed she'd defamed the entire beef industry during an hour-long broadcast about Mad Cow disease, her credibility and career were at stake -- not to mention $12 million in damages. Oprah's version of the truth wouldn't be worth half a tubesteak unless it was communicated to the judge and jury effectively.

Toward that end, she hired Courtroom Sciences Inc., a trial preparation and consulting firm whose clients have included Exxon (during the Valdez oil spill trial), The New York Times, and other Fortune 500 companies. The president and co-founder of CSI is Philip Calvin McGraw, a man known to millions of obese, desperate individuals and profoundly fucked-up families as Dr. Phil.

 

it didnt stay meg...heck, it melted when it hit the ground

 

george, what does 247 mean in your sig?

 

24/7.

In general, yes, he is a fucking retard.

 

ahaha
there sould be a SLASH, damnit

 

but.. it's in a keller williams song. ahah. and.. he just says "two four seven"

 

I think pop therapy is destroying the fabric of our society. The real questions in life are tough, and we don't need a former bouncer brining his wisdom to our lives.

I did see one time where there was this 'outta control' preteen who stayed out late every night, and Doctor Phil asked what if something hapeened to her, and she said her cousin taught her karate, so Dr. Phil told her to attack him, and he was just holding her head.

Point made Phil. It was pretty apropo, but that my point about destroying society still stands.

 

how many people can do shit with karate if I'm randomly shooting out my car window going 45mph?


I really wanna know.......