Medical Miracles (joke)

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Lilah_Morgan, Apr 22, 2007.

  1. Lilah_Morgan

    Lilah_Morgan Member

    An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

    A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

    A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

    The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House for four years, and now half the country is looking for work."
     
  2. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

    LOL. I don't know why but I liked this one a lot.
     

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