A gentleman never talks = never made it to first base I would never date your sister = We already had sex I just dont want wierd feeling between us She is nice = and needs plastic surgery Its not you = damn skippy it is you I just want to be friends = your my slave and you will never get any Does my ass look big = I know Im a cow but I want you to make me feel better I will respect you after = I really wanna get laid Would you marry me = My dick is talking now making these insane offers.
