In all fairness, while this is a genuine candid shot, I don't normally wander around in the snow nude. Yes, I am a nudist. Yes, I was nude here. But, in truth, I had just stepped out of the hot tub and was slightly overheated and stepped outside to cool myself off. Normally, I wear a bathrobe in winter to go to and from other indoor areas in the nudist park where I live. Yeah, I'm a nudist, but I'm not CRAZY!
Uhhhhh yea. I did click it. If you read the thread, you'd see that it's just a dude in the snow with his bare ass. I'm not a bro. I'm a chick.
I wouldn't want a tattoo directly on my ass. But I do have two fairly close to my ass, they're closer to my hips though.
The tattoo was a product of an alcohol fueled weekend. I was at a nudist resort in Florida, and a dude had Wiley Coyote on his ass and his girlfriend had Road Runner, on hers. You know, from the cartoons? Anyway, when they stood butt cheek to butt cheek, Wiley Coyote was chasing road Runner. Cool. So I ended up getting a tattoo on my ass as a result. A USDA meat inspection sticker. (Note to self: Don't go get just any old tattoo, especially if you have been drinking. You will have it for life!)
I love everyone here, and I know that a tired old wrinlkly ass like mine is the last thing folks want to see. but this is me people. The real me. I'm now an old fart. But I get to live in a nudist park where this sort of behavior is accepted, and Hell, even embraced. love you all. Sorry to make you chuck your lunch all over the floor. But hey. I'm a NUDIST! NAKEY NAKEY NAKEY!!!!!