don't forget, this is the HF love and sex forum. maybe he'd rather get mom to come down to the basement..
If neither of you can find one on your own then good luck finding one together! That would just be double fail.
Advertise for one to fulfil your needs. Do you have a personals column or adult entertainment section in your newspaper.
No he meant a bank in Canada so the cash is also cold and hard Go to a bank in Miami and the cash will be warm and sweaty
To expand on the Flys suggestion: #1-ask every woman and girl you see if they want to fuck. #2- call mom for bail money.