May I take your order?

Here's the menu:

This restaurant is a bit fancy for me. I have no idea what half of these are, haha.

What would you order?

 

MXE, 2C-E, 5-MEO-DMT, JWH-XXX, Methylone. All those are awesome.

 

25I-NBOMe
5-MEO-DMT

that is all.

 

That site makes me feel like someone who's never taken a single drug. From that entire list I've only tried JWH-073, JWH-081 and 2C-E, and despite how much time I've spent reading up about information and experiences of most of the research chemicals, I haven't heard of at least 5 of the ones on that list. (WIN-48098, URB-754, URB-1000, MPA, AM-2233)

Of the three I have done, JWH-081, JWH-073 and 2C-E, all three are awesome.

JWH-081 is one of the weaker JWH compounds and even though I have a rather low tolerance I usually smoked around 15mg a time, so I could expect people who smoke huge amounts of JWH-018 would struggle with this one unless buying huge amounts at a time. However I found the high very comfortable and long lasting, contrary to what people say about most of the JWH compounds. It felt like a stoney Indica, and once I smoked enough I had heavy couchlock, munchies, a general sense of wellbeing and euphoria, tiredness - and all of this lasted 5+ hours. Going to sleep afterwards was also rather awesome. Very little paranoia with this until I pushed the doses way too high.

JWH-073 I only ever smoked once in a herbal blend that I was given for free by a friend. It felt pretty much identical to real weed for me but I felt the effects wore off rather fast. Hard to assess though because I was tripping on a low dose of 2C-E when I took this. All I know is, the combination left me a TON more paranoid than JWH-081, and even a lot more than regular weed too.

2C-E is a wonderful psychedelic. Extremely visual, has an unbelievable synergy with good music, gives an intense euphoric push when listening to the right kind of music (for me personally anything electronic). Feels very analytical and gives an amazing creativity - everything is beautiful and ideas just spring up out of nowhere. If this drug were ever to become one of the major "street drugs" or even accepted legally around the world I think it would be a drug of choice for artists and musicians, for sure. A lot of people find extreme nausea with this one, so test low doses first to see how you react. Personally I'm one of the people that gets very little/no nausea with this. The taste is disgusting, and I think that's a large component of the nausea for people - so dilute it in a large amount of some other drink, chug it down, then wash it away with more of something else, and you should be fine.

Of the ones there that I have not tried, I have heard the most interesting things about, and want to try the most:
- MXE
- AM-2201
- Methylone
- 25I-NBOMe
- 5-MeO-DMT
- 2C-I
- 2C-P


Hope this helps

 

I don't think I know what any of those are except 2C-E
>.>
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I guess I should probably mention that the competing restaurant across the street offers LSD, but they aren't open as often. They have really crappy hours.

 

i'd adjust my schedule so i could go to the restaurant across the street. for better food, it's worth it

but if ur feeling adventurous, get some WIN-55212-2 and tell us how it is

 

I guess it should probably be noted that the restaurant across the street is more of a factory, and they only sell their food in crystalline nitrogen-vacuumed bulk. Is it still worth it?

 

I'd order the steak and mushrooms poutine with a large purple slushy

 

i'd be both very intrigued and nervous to buy that much food. at least it's not gonna spoil with that packaging

 

Yea, and it's relatively cheap. The only problem is that I don't know if the work necessary to prepare the raw food into a more usable form is worthwhile. Would it be best to convert it to a liquid form and consume it by the drop?

 

Nice menu! I'll have some 5-MEO-DMT, 2C-E and 2C-I if you please! May I also request a tad of 2C-T-7 on the side please?

 

lol, stay the F away from raw crystal LSD unless you know what you're doing. a lifetime of hilarity will ensue otherwise

 

Exactly what I was thinking. I live in an area where LSD has never and will never exist, though, so it is a bit tempting, but I think I'll stick with the good ol' family restaurant across the street.

 

i thought u meant crystalline nitrogen [super cold]

one would need a kick ass scale and some basic analytical chem skillz

but, yeah u should know ur shit 1st. wear gloves!

 

I'd feel better with this

 

Gloves - check.
Hazmat suit over gloves - check.

Haha. I just talked to the food factory earlier and they said they would be able to sell me a liquid form of their product for a x% mark-up. Seems to make it a bit safer to deal with, and I could measure out dosages or make individual hits with a syringe or graduated beakers, right?

 

as long as u know the concentration, but i'm sure they'd tell u that (and it'd probably be overestimated, for even further safety and profits)

 

Yeah. I've got a syringe that measures to the nearest 0.2 ml. That should be accurate enough for dosing, right? If what they give me has a higher density than 1 mg/ml, I can dilute it further.

Would it be worthwhile to find some blotter papers and dose them? I'd do each one individually with the syringe. Might take a long time, but it would be a bit less scary than 100 papers in a vat of LSD, hah.

 

The bolded Green is what I have tried and what I would order
The bolded Yellow is what I have not tried and what I would order
The bolded Red is what I have tried and would not order

* I may have tried MDAI in bath salts