"And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the Lord; wherefore he slew him..." Genesis 38:9-10 The ancient art of Onanism ... how often do you do it
Probably 2-5 on average... although if I'm bored I can do that in a day p.s. Jon! you cant put the poll up then not vote in it! Chicken!
According the Biblical definition I kindly provided it would be disallowed if someone else does it for you... it doesn't say "Onan went in unto his brother's wife and yea she did give him a handjob"
Yes, but it doesn't say she didn't, does it? Anyway, the Bible doesn't provide a definition of Onanism, merely a point of derivation
*laughing my ass off" Only this board could talk about whether the bible has rules on who gives the handjob....pure genius
well i say 2-5 times a week.. but really its whenever im feeling a bit horney and sometimes i go thru stages of being continuously horny for a period of 2-5 days... now thats a lot of kleenex
Actually you have a point ... he did after all go in to "see" her... and if he didn't want to get his brother's wife up the duff, perhaps he just came on her boobehs or something ... and missed. Ahem.
To be honest thats how it read to me... that he made love to her but withdrew before he came. So maybe onanism means the withdrawl method not masterbation. In that case who can we name masterbation after?
How about if we contracted it slightly? Shmetting sounds kinda more like it. "Oh, I really need a quick shmett.". "Who's the fucking Shmett in the pink shirt?". Waddayareckon?
