Masturbation Instructions

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Simpsonpaul, Oct 23, 2016.

  1. Simpsonpaul

    Simpsonpaul Members

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    Hi,
    I like being not in control in how I masturbate. I used write suggestions on how I wank and put them in box and draw them out at random. Things like wank on my knees, watch straight porn, watch gay porn, cum in my hand, on my face, in my mouth, etc. That way I never knew exactly what I was going to do. Does anyone know a website that does this sort of thing, or does anybody want to tell me how I should wank today?
    Thanks
    Paul
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    No I Don't Know A Website..........But I Do Know A Well Respected Mental Health Clinic That Deals With Problems

    Like Yours......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    with a cheese grater.
     
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  4. Running Man

    Running Man Guardian

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    If somebody needs telling how to wank today then can I respectfully suggest that the moderators confirm his age?
    Just to confirm, wanking with a cheese grater is not a good way to masturbate. The metal is always too cold to allow you to maintain a comfortable rhythm.
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    that's why i recommend warming it in the oven for about an hour at 475 degrees beforehand.
     
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  6. Running Man

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    Well you should have said! Somebody is going to get seriously injured if you can't give proper instructions!
    (I've just Googled it and most sites recommend at least 600 degrees so I don't know where you've got your information from.)
    Forgot to mention by the way that if you intend to have a wank with a cheese grater, you may also want to use a wire brush on your balls and stick a tent peg up your arse too.
     
  7. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    You been reading my session diary.
     

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