masturbating while stoned: stories!

ever had a weird/wild/strange/funny jerking off, just 'cause you were stoned? or drunk, etc....
tell about it

mine is: one night i was totally wasted on alcohol and pot, and back home i was freaking horny, so i got naked and started jerking off while walking in my room, then i got in front of my mirror, a huge one in which you can see yourself interely, and did it in front of it... i remember i found it fantastic, but the morning after, when i saw the cum on the mirror it was pretty weird, i don't know if i'll do it again XD

 

The masturbation lifestyle of a pothead...

Step One: Get super high.
Step Two: Masturbate
Step Three: Sleep
Step Four: PROFIT

Agree potheads?

 

Fixed

 

holy shit thanks. I messed up lol.

 

Being stoned makes masturbation like 10 times better

 

whenever i'm stoned i can start to masturbate but then i get too lazy to do it or i'll like forget i'm doing it and just fall asleep lol.

 

yeah sometimes happens also to me!

 

wow I got so high and I was masturbating and it felt so fucking good I came

 

lol.... still no other stories here...

 

Feels good man

 

Damn straight man!

 

Whem I'm drunk, for some reason I'm not very horny. I might be more flirty to get myself into a good situation though. When I smoke, I admire females in more detail. My fantasies are stronger. One look at a mag with a pretty, naked girl makes my dick awfully hard. One time I shot a load up the front of a shirt and forgot to change it before I went out.

 

LOL XD

 

Be careful that you don't get hooked on it. I've been smoking then masturbating for 2 years now daily and I have next to no sex drive while sober. I have moved up to ecstasy just so I can enjoy myself now and it really is a hard drug to use daily and I have to limit myself to just for the weekends so I don't just sit there grinding my teeth. Try and live your life and enjoy it instead of just doing drugs every single day. I still haven't even gotten to kiss a girl and the only real connection I ever had with a female cost 15 bucks and only lasted for 1 song.

 

yah.
fapping while high is awesome.

 

I no longer partake, but when I did, I really liked to jerk off and have sex stoned. It seemed intensify all the sensations -- especially orgasm.

 

We both occasionally smoke pot together, then lay back for an incredible mutual masturbation orgy. The fantasy-induced orgasms are quite intense, leaving both of us totally wasted afterwards. We never use distracting sex toys. Neither do we use numbing vibrators. We only use our skilled fingers, with delicate, practiced strokes.

Unfortunately, we've found that the proverbial "brewers' droop" not only applies to men, but women as well, when it comes to alcohol consumption.

But two over-the-counter drugs, taken only separately, actually seem to enhance the masturbation experience:

Common aspirin, consumed a couple of hours before masturbating, as well as ginko biloba, consumed a couple of days before a hot mutual masturbation orgy, also works well. Both are sold over-the-counter, but be sure to follow the prescribed dosage -and no more. But use only one drug. Both, used together, will not be effective.

But the main point we want to stress is that cultivating and feeding a masturbation addiction should only be done if you have a lover, who also shares in your masturbation addiction.

You absolutely need a reality check, a loving companion, if you're going to travel down that path, into the blinding light, of fantasyland. The odds are much better, when two are involved, of avoiding withdrawal, alienation, and completely retreating into your own bubble. And if both of you end up mutually masturbating, more than love making, then it's completely okay, and healthy.

As most of us in this forum are true masturbation aficionados, we enjoy a sense of fellowship that outsiders cannot comprehend. But we also need to be aware of the pitfalls of sometimes burning our candles at both ends.

 

yup its fun.

 

I'm 29 and the summer I was 26 I discovered two amazing things weed(I blame my friend Byran for that one) and X-tube. He was out of the country for about a month and asked me to house sit which was fucking awesome because he has a kick ass pad!!! He also smokes nothing but the best weed and always has a huge stash...you guessed it i had all the Mary j I could toke. Well I got really high the day he left right away and started to think about x-tube I got a boner so hard a cat could scratch it. That had never happened before with the weed!!!!! I don't know what happened but I got on x-tube...... Lets just say that the day I discovered token and stroking, was the day I got hooked on weed forever!!!! best sessions ever!!! I strongly suggest it and make sure the weed is really good shit for the full experience....man I love my weed and x-tube!!!!!! Speaking of which I got a blunt to smoke and my fleshlight is calling. x-tube here i cum lol

ps Sex is hella fucking hot while stoned out of ya mind