Masturbating to the Magna Carte

Is like jacking off to pictures of your naked grandmother.

Ewww.

Please stick to masturbating to the Constitution of the United States of America.

Most people like to stick within the Bill of Rights. I myself am quite partial to the 1st Amendment. However, if you're looking for some new inspiration, the Preabmble is also highly erotic.

 

The Preamble reminds me of School House Rocks. That song in particular was not orgasmic in any sense whatsoever.

I do enjoy the 5th every so often. A little bit of variety is always nice.

 

I'm proud to say I'm a magna carta masturbationer... 1215 was a good year.

 

Don't judge me!

 

Threeeeeee is a magic number....


God, the Blind Melon cover is soooooo awesomely-good. I googled and bookmarked the tablature for it...

 

No way, Krystin... 5th is my back-up masturbation amendment too!

 

i am watching two bugs do it on the wall.. OH i have shivers.. i'm highly jealous and very very horny now. hahhahahah


they just flew into a lamp for some privacy. god damn bugs..

 

I have no idea what magna carte is

 

This yet again proves that we are, in fact, the same person.

 

Some boring English history crap.

 

I masturbate to Aristotle's "Organon" and Plato's "Republic"

 

I fell asleep while I was reading Plato's Republic. What a pity.

 

I've watched flies do that a few times.... I usually become awestruck.

 

fifth amendment, Miranda Rights, read to you by a cop, ic. hmmm...right to remain silent...mmm