Masturbating to the Magna Carte

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by lover/young_peace, Jan 18, 2005.

  1. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    Is like jacking off to pictures of your naked grandmother.

    Ewww.

    Please stick to masturbating to the Constitution of the United States of America.

    Most people like to stick within the Bill of Rights. I myself am quite partial to the 1st Amendment. However, if you're looking for some new inspiration, the Preabmble is also highly erotic.
     
  2. FemmeFatale

    FemmeFatale Member

    The Preamble reminds me of School House Rocks. That song in particular was not orgasmic in any sense whatsoever. :(

    I do enjoy the 5th every so often. A little bit of variety is always nice.
     
  3. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    I'm proud to say I'm a magna carta masturbationer... 1215 was a good year. :D ;)
     
  4. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    Don't judge me! [​IMG]
     
  5. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Threeeeeee is a magic number....


    God, the Blind Melon cover is soooooo awesomely-good. :D I googled and bookmarked the tablature for it...
     
  6. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

    No way, Krystin... 5th is my back-up masturbation amendment too! :D
     
  7. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

    i am watching two bugs do it on the wall.. OH i have shivers.. i'm highly jealous and very very horny now. hahhahahah


    they just flew into a lamp for some privacy. god damn bugs.. :mad:
     
  8. Rafaela

    Rafaela Member

    I have no idea what magna carte is
     
  9. FemmeFatale

    FemmeFatale Member

    This yet again proves that we are, in fact, the same person. [​IMG]
     
  10. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

    Some boring English history crap. [​IMG]
     
  11. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

    I masturbate to Aristotle's "Organon" and Plato's "Republic"
     
  12. prism

    prism :o

    I fell asleep while I was reading Plato's Republic. :( What a pity.
     
  13. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    I've watched flies do that a few times.... I usually become awestruck.
     
  14. goldmund

    goldmund Member

    fifth amendment, Miranda Rights, read to you by a cop, ic. hmmm...right to remain silent...mmm
     

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