Masturbate for peace everyone

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/

Masturbate for Peace Bumper Stickers

• Hairy palms, not cluster bombs
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• War's not kind, beat yourself blind
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• Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.
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• Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy
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• Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat
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• War is shit, rub your clit
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• Side with France, reach down your pants
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• Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.
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• War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy
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• War's for squares, play downstairs
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• Stop war now, milk your cow
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• When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.
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• Down with war, stroke some more
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• War is cruel - flog your mule
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• Get peace fever, rub your beaver!
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• War is heinous, thumb your anus
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• You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms
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• War is Mean, Flick Your Bean
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• War is wrong, whack your schlong.
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• I'm going blind for Mankind
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• War is silly, whack your willy
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• Think globally, whack locally
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• (Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)
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Nice!.. *puts hands down pants*