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Marry Me!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by BraveSirRubin, Jan 30, 2007.

  1. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Apparently it will take me like 7 years to get a Greencard, and I might loose my student VISA which means no greencard, and a nice visit from immigration, a flight to Israel, and then the army.

    UNLESS...

    I get married!

    Women of America, lend me your hearts! :D

    You will have to live with me for at least 3 years though. I'm not difficult to live with, and some people say I'm pretty :)
     
  2. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    If I wasnt already married I'd consider it... Id consider it now but I dont think it's legal. ;)

    Good luck!
     
  3. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    LOL, I just started a similar thread without reading this :jester:
     
  4. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    121, can you go change that title please? And the answer is the same for me. ;) hehe.
     
  5. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Sorry sweets, I'm married and I'm probably too old of a lady for you. [​IMG]

    Good luck on your search for a bride, I'm sure you'll have a lot of takers! [​IMG]
     
  6. BraveSirRubin

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    Haha, a bride I shalt find... one sunny day! :)

    Did I mention that I'd move, yes yes yes... it's not like I'm attached to Florida (it is sunny though). :)

    Damn them legal matters!
     
  7. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Well divorce him then... I have cash :X
     
  8. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    How much? Ahahahahha

    Man I sound evil :X
     
  9. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i'm not american :(
    unless you want to become a canadian citizen? :D
     
  10. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    Hmmmm....

    Yes, I'd marry you.

    But only if you could cook.

    Hell, you don't even have to cook, seeing as you are quite pretty. :)
     
  11. Balloonatic

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    not only would i marry you but i would so tap that like every day :D
     
  12. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Ahahahaha :D
     
  13. BraveSirRubin

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    Canada also works :)

    ...and I'm a great cook... I can even make sushi! :)
     
  14. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    You don't have to cook sushi? (jealous reply) :(
     
  15. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    come to Canada instead
    but, uh, not Saskatchewan, it's cold as fuck and too damn conservative to deal with *twitches*
    (Canada rules, the US drools! :tongue: )
     
  16. BraveSirRubin

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    You do have to cook deep fried sushi... even though, I would fuck that up.

    I can make some good California rolls though :D

    Canada seems nice, but cold, oh so cold. At least I'll be able to drink there... hmm... maybe Canada.
     
  17. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    lame and desperate! :D
     
  18. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Yeah Canada is beautiful...but cold....
     
  19. BraveSirRubin

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    Haha :)

    A. Better than the army in Israel.
    B. There are some lovely lovely ladies on these forums. :)

    I could find me a wife in Arkansas, but I don't know if I want to go back there just yet.
     
  20. LuckyStripe

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    I totally understand. If I was forced with a choice of those things I'd look also.
     
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