Marital query

Hey all
Last night at work I was talking to myself about how much I love pizza. Well you know that old saying "If you love it so much, then why dont you get married."
So I was wondering, if I was to get married to a pizza(has to be a pepperoni, sausage, onion, tomato, and bacon, on a thin crust with sweet sauce), could I be convicted for first degree murder if I were to engauge in the consumption of my spouse?

 

yes. marry a pizza chef instead.

 

yeah but thats not as fun

 

how do you know, you ever been married to a pizza chef?

 

no but I work with them and they dont like me

 

why, you smell or somehting?

 

no,they do not like me because i am the one who puts the orders together and cuts the pizzas so when i say something to them it is usually that they messed up a pizza or forgot it

 

yeah, thats it....admit it, you smell of cabbages.......

 

I'm going to go with... yes.

 

I will just hope that you didn't rape the pizza before consuming. (I say "rape" because a pizza cannot consent to sex.. )

 

hehe aww your taking all the fun out of it, could i get it pregnant? mmmm would it have little bagle bites?