Marital query

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by PhysicTrip, Jan 23, 2005.

  1. PhysicTrip

    PhysicTrip Member

    Hey all
    Last night at work I was talking to myself about how much I love pizza. Well you know that old saying "If you love it so much, then why dont you get married."
    So I was wondering, if I was to get married to a pizza(has to be a pepperoni, sausage, onion, tomato, and bacon, on a thin crust with sweet sauce), could I be convicted for first degree murder if I were to engauge in the consumption of my spouse?
     
  2. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    yes. marry a pizza chef instead.
     
  3. PhysicTrip

    PhysicTrip Member

    yeah but thats not as fun
     
  4. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    how do you know, you ever been married to a pizza chef?
     
  5. PhysicTrip

    PhysicTrip Member

    no but I work with them and they dont like me
     
  6. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    why, you smell or somehting?
     
  7. PhysicTrip

    PhysicTrip Member

    no,they do not like me because i am the one who puts the orders together and cuts the pizzas so when i say something to them it is usually that they messed up a pizza or forgot it
     
  8. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    yeah, thats it....admit it, you smell of cabbages.......
     
  9. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    I'm going to go with... yes.
     
  10. daisymae

    daisymae I'm a Rhinestone Cowboy

    :D I will just hope that you didn't rape the pizza before consuming. (I say "rape" because a pizza cannot consent to sex..:eek: )
     
  11. PhysicTrip

    PhysicTrip Member

    hehe aww your taking all the fun out of it, could i get it pregnant? mmmm would it have little bagle bites?
     

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