man, when it comes to marijuana jokes conan o'brien is my favourite. i love getting stoned and watching his show. my favourites are these ones: -scientists now say that frequent marijuana use can leave the user with 'slow sperm'. and not only will the sperm move more slowly but when they arrive at the egg all they'll wanna do is play video games. AND -american idol winner Rubben Studdard's tour bus was pulled aside by cops who found a bag of marijuana. however, there seems to have been a mix up when cops pulled over snoop dogg and found a fried ham. tell some more marijuana jokes, spread the joy!
Here's a favorite: Q: What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver? A: A drunk driver will run a stop sign, but a stoned driver will wait for it to turn green.
haha thats sooo true.. i was going on some odd little trip into providence and i was at a stop sign for like 30 seconds waiting for it to turn green... then i was like what the fuck.... and relized i could go
