Mammary Appreciation thread

If you love breasts, tits, headlights.

 

My tits hurt.

 

Have you ever seen any real ones?

 

I don't have enough cleavage for that at any angle, nor enough to pleasure your tiny dick, so I'd imagine that is very true.

 

What, you mean like on the computer screen?

Heheheheheh.....

 

I'm actually a boobologist who specializes in rehabilitation.... Want to set an appointment? :reddevil:

 

Naed.

 

I'm guessing menstruation.

 

I like dirty pillows.

 

Melons?

 

pre.

I like dirty pillows too ,moon...
but I have no idea what that has to do with tits.

 

What do you like to do with them?

 

I like to jizz on pillows then have people lay their unsuspecting heads on them.

 

That's what Carrie's mom called them in the movie Carrie. Haha.

 

You must forget quick

 

shit, I thought it would be gel caps for you.

 

You told me you'd never do that to me again.

 

OK, fine. Sorry. This time I mean it.

 

breasticles, tatas,bra stuffers,sweater puppies,hooters,funbags,jugs, knockers,the girls...


Why do so many of these imply biguns'? SOme almost make breasts sound less apealling, I imagine a big fat chick with saggy sweaty jugs

 

ive done that

 

I like boobies. Someday I shall hold a pair. Lady boobies, I mean.

 

To have and to hold.