Does anyone know any masturbation techniques all i have is some lotion and things around the house any suggestions?
Try looking in the fridge, I have heard of guys fucking mellons and I have used the skin of a banana. My personal favorite is raw beef liver at room temp. "feels like the real thing baby". You might consider buying a roast at the store, they don't call it a "Rump" roast for nothing Hey, and you can make a nice dinner afterwards hahaha. Who says "you can't eat your cake and have it too?"
THE PILLOW PUMPER Put two pillows (preferably fluffy ones) down on the bed, one top of the other, and then slip your penis between them. Prop yourself up on your arms and begin to pump. This is a free-handed technique. VARIATION: PILLOW ON DESK Simply put the pillows on a desk (most desks have the right height for this) or a table, place your hands on the pillows, and insert your penis and thrust in and out. This is something like having "doggy-style" sex.
