Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

wants to go on a Disney cruise just to meet Goofy.

 

had sex with the little mermaid.

 

Took his employee of the month photo smirking because below the waist, he was naked.

 

had to be escorted out of the fun ball pit at Chuckie Cheese's, seems they kept knocking the toddlers over..

 

dated Eiliza Dushku for five months in 2003

 

Shoves carrots up his nose and then goes shopping.

 

has a wee problem with compulsive shopping. The unusual thing is that all she buys is colored markers. She has one of any brand, in every color, ever made.

 

Has problems controlling her bladder and one day in the shopping center and leaked all up and down the frozen food section and pretended nothing was happening.

 

likes to suck my thumb before bed

 

Cant remember the last time she had an orgasm.

 

damnit now im horny

^^ he refuses to give me an orgasm

 

Wont work for it.

 

is currently a sex worker 5 nights a week at Kings Kross..

 

currently implementing a plan so that Australia will sneak up totally unsuspected and conquer the whole world before anyone knows whats up. G'day mate will become a universal greeting all over the planet, used from tuktoyuktuk to ouagadougou.

 

bawled the other night when his favorite contestant got voted off the show "American Idol".

 

has worms from licking the balls of her dog

 

^^ masturbates chronically to pictures of richard simmons

 

favorite subject in school was Industrial Arts. He still has the first thing he ever made- in 4th grade, Its a bird house and he painted it in psychedelic colors.

 

has 4 Rolls Royce's gathering dust in a shed out by the watering hole.

 

takes photos of his nut sack and puts them in his wallet