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is so addicted to chocolate, last Halloween he was arrested for knocking down a group of Trick or Treaters and stealing their candy.

 

headbangs to lawrence welk

 

is David Bowie's "little china girl".

 

is having gw's baby

 

gets off on drinking bong water..

 

has been known to get moist reading my posts

 

got out of jail 9 months ago, served 15yrs for killing a hooker..

 

wants to marry me for american citizenship, then join the marine corp

 

wears a nappy to bed during the night..

 

is currently reasearching why the chicken crossed the srteet

 

eats food scraps he finds in the street bins..

 

wont stop asking me for my old socks

 

was busted pissing in his home brew beer by his neighbour..

 

rides donkeys naked in the wild...

 

^has amanita muscaria for brekkie

 

would thouroughly enjoy a good spanking from his best friend jim

 

thinks he wrote the book Genesis.

 

Whenever he achieves anything he humps the air and says "OH YEAH!"

 

achieved a multiple orgasim this morning..

 

lives in a cave with two bears and a pack of forest pixies.