Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

had the leading role in the latest edition of girls gone wild

 

has 2 penises.

 

is a columbian drug lord

 

uses the jelly from a canned ham as aftershave lotion.

 

eats raw silage for breakfast

 

gets off artificially insemenating cows.

 

pees in his mouth everyday at 12:38

 

bought a farm in montana to raise crack babies.

 

cracked a baby in montana

 

is a narc-cop under cover infiltrating hipforums

 

bites live snakes' heads off at a freak circus

 

Says "hate to say i told you so" even when it turns out he was wrong.

 

has a hairy back

 

Has a hairy chest.

 

has a hairy butt

 

Cant grow pubic hair so she gets hair from her head and glues it down there.

 

glues his pubes to his head coz he's going bald

 

Is nerdy enough to understand leetspeak.

BTW sooty wtf is that pic in ur sig?

 

wishes he could be as nerdy as me

its a person, a woman with her arms out. its an artwork

 

Takes viagra to make her feel like a man.