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wears huggies to the beach

 

Stole a Panda from the SanDiego zoo, taught it to understand english, and also to bartend. the next step in his evil plot invloves celene dion somehow......

 

played odie in the broadway production of garlfield

 

is a telly tubbies fanatic - his favourite being the purple gay one with the handbag

 

trys to watch me shower but can't find the window

 

showers wearing a full body scuba wet suit.

 

finger paints with do do

 

eats raw chicken and rabbits..

 

was married to boy george

 

still brags about being boy George's fluffer

 

can fart the star spangled banner

 

decided on a whim to start eating the feces of a cow from birth to slaughter, and then plans on eating the cow, but only after having masterbated using the brain.

 

has no nipples or navel..

 

is mick jagger in a stones tribute band

 

found a cigarette that slightly looks like elvis and is trying to earn a living touring with it.

 

wears a frock on sundays

 

dreams of one becoming the personal chicken catcher for frank perdue

 

is really a female hooker..

 

decideed to shave a homeless man that was passed out on her doorstep.

 

stays at his mum's everynight, just so she can tuck him into bed at night.