Make up a total lie about the poster above you 2

Hey im not that tall.

Believes she can fly. Shame she doesnt try.

 

exactly thats why its a total lie...


wear's his underpants outside of his pants

 

wears my underpants.

 

Thinks only superheros should do it

 

thinks dogs and sheep dont count.

 

they dont.

Wants to move to wooloomooloo

 

wants to be a walmart greeter.

 

Is a walmart greeter

 

gasps whenever he pees on the toilet seat.

 

Licks it off whenevre he pees on the toilet seat.

 

fights fires with selzter water.

 

collects shrunken heads

 

Has made babies with her father

 

is my father

 

WOO!

Has had sex with a pringles can.

 

has had sex with a cherry pie

 

puts purple plastic bag over head and jumps out at unsuspecting victims

 

thinks he knows whats good for him

 

was once known as the unknown comic.

 

Gives Japanese businessmen Belly rubs for 10 bucks a pop