Here is mine. Wanted: Good-looking tall dude, (Well you can be short and not good-looking but then that would be a male me lol.) that likes fun and weird stuff. Must want to talk about taboo subjects. (Politics, Religion, how to properly crack a whip.) You must be at lease 25. (I figure by then that Nintendo and playboy are dying down.) Must love to travel and see new things. (Or else you are sitting at home alone 'cause I'm going out, fellow!) Knowing how to cook is a plus. (Knowing how to complain is a minus.) I love long drives, walking, and talking about most anything. (I’ll ride and talk the whole way unless you let me bring music and I don't like talk- radio.) I'm 5'3 and yes I have a few added features to my frame but I'm crazy. (That's a plus because I don't abuse it.) If you turn me on I could dig you in a groovy way. (If you don't it could be a long miserable ride, Jack.) I hope to meet you soon. (That means get on the ball, Paul.) Thanks for all interested parties and I hope you like me. (Not overly important but it helps in a relationship.) Now it's your turn.