Make me laugh!!!!!!!!!!

Post something so unbeleivably funny that i will burst out laughing! I will post if you do.

 

Isnt it werid how naked you feel when you're not wearing any clothes.....

 

if mimi was mimi and a mimi mimi dum would be bum and mimi would be mimi

little bugs with muscles

 

Mimi? do you mean mimi LaValley!?

 

dude, wheres my car?

 

haha okay that was hilarious

 

Okay! You asked for my best!
The BEST joke ever told.
(And how true it is!)

A Friend is someone who posts your bail.
Your BEST friend is sitting beside you,
Saying. ”Damned that was FUN!”

 

Hehehe...its funny cuz its true!:>

 

nop i mean mimi from mimiland!

 

wheres your car, dude!

 

dude, wheres my car

 

wheres your car, dude???

 

:d

 

that first one was funny....

 

I seriously did laugh at that.. I'm such a dork!

 

Alcohol At Work


Here are some pretty solid reasons why alcohol should be served at work...
It's an incentive to show up.

It leads to more honest communications.

It reduces complaints about low pay.

Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

It encourages car pooling.

Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

It makes fellow employees look better.

It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.

It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.

Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

Sitting "bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."

Not having to worry about your wife being mad when you come home wasted - its your job!

Any sick days taken would be completely genuine.

you can take longer and more frequent bathroom breaks.

 

what a shitty way to go

 

just been slapped in the face by a jumped up custard.

 

A bloke walks in to his bedroom with a sheep under his arm
where his wife is naked on the bed. Hey says "this is the pig I've
been sleeping with when you've got a headache" His Wife replied

" I think you'll find thats a Sheep" The bloke replied

"i think you'll find I was speaking to the sheep"

 

a chicken wearing a thong lol