make me a smoothie

i'll sit here and bark orders out to you on how to do it..

GET OUT THE BLENDER! YES THAT ONE!

NOW GET THE ICE CREAM FROM THE FREEZER.. no, it's made from soy milk.. duh!

OPEN THE FRIDGE AND GET OUT THE YOGURT AND SOY MILK! ugh.. yes the yogurt is soy milk yogurt..

AND THE BERRIES! IN THE FREEZER!

pour about a cup of berries in the blender.. scoop of ice cream and scoop of yogurt and a little bit of soy milk..

YOU HAVE TO PLUG IT IN FIRST!! geez! blend it.. come on hurry.. i don't hear blending..

now pour it into a big mug for me.. yes bring it in here.. i'm busy holding down the couch..

thank you. you may go home now.


















CLOSE THE DOOR!!!

 

*POOF*!!! You're a smoothie!

 

You're amazing.

 

that'd be awesome... and purple and cold... mmmmmmmm

 

i would like one too

 

no, i'll make it with vanilla yogurt. real yogurt. a frozen banana, wild strawberries, and peaches.

 

It's a gift.

 

cows milk and my body do not agree... i do have a carton of chocolate almond milk too.... mmmmmmmm

 

i don't like cows milk plain but i LOVE frozen yogurt smoothies! with blueberries and bananas!! apparently i really want one because i don't usually use this many exclamation points!

 

thats too bad. i guess i'll have to keep the smoothy for myself!

oh, i forgot to mention i'd make it a little on the sweet side with the addition of a bit of honey:cheers2:

 

i made my own smoothie. now i feel all cold!

 

Cool!

 

I'm going to the store.... I hope to come home and make a smoothie!

 

pepperoni, artichoke hearts, cranberry juice, a dash of bitters, and some blueberry yogurt and ice. mmm, mmm!

 

are you pregnant too nesta?