A TV crew was interviewing a restaurant owner in Asia and asking how his business was doing. --'Oh we're doing really well! All our regulars are drifting back...' Why don't people in Thailand take showers? --They prefer to wash up on shore Santa Claus didn't have enough time to give presents to East Asia this christmas --But he did give them a big wave on his way past! How do you tell a Sri-Lankan prostitute? --She's the one in the fish nets What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? --Christopher Walkin Why do women love Jesus. --Because he's hung like this *spreads arm in a crusiform* What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? --Nothing What's better than winning the wheelchair 400m at the Special Olympics? --Walking