Make light of Tragedies

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by dotadave, Jan 26, 2005.

  1. dotadave

    dotadave Member


    A TV crew was interviewing a restaurant owner in Asia and asking how his business was doing.
    --'Oh we're doing really well! All our regulars are drifting back...'

    Why don't people in Thailand take showers?
    --They prefer to wash up on shore

    Santa Claus didn't have enough time to give presents to East Asia this christmas

    --But he did give them a big wave on his way past!


    How do you tell a Sri-Lankan prostitute?

    --She's the one in the fish nets

    What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

    --Christopher Walkin

    Why do women love Jesus.

    --Because he's hung like this *spreads arm in a crusiform*

    What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
    --Nothing


    What's better than winning the wheelchair 400m at the Special Olympics?
    --Walking
     
  2. Super_Grrl

    Super_Grrl Crazy love

    All of that is stupid. Thanks for wasting my time.
     
  3. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    :D You made me spit my gum out, you asshole.
     

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