Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

eats laying down

 

doesn't know the difference between Hip Forums and Facebook

 

Lives life suspended in zero G

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Never uses the Letter G.

 

Dreamed of being a tax collector while at school-was disappointed to only make it to corporate boardroom status.

 

Actually is a tax collector.

Only tells people he's a lorry driver because he's too embarrassed to admit it :mickey:

 

OH,that's good-coming from the woman who tried to outlaw the rubber chicken!

I mean-what comedy would there be in this world,if the rubber chicken had been banned from tv???

 

The rubber penis?

PB put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop only to try and hide his attraction for flies.

 

Ha!

Trying to deflect attention away from him being the inventor of the plastic oven door!

 

Enjoys driving all the way to Kent and back at 3 in the morning for no apparent purpose

 

Wears other people's heads in photos.

 

Eats a seven course picnic lunch every day, with six different types of mineral water to drink

 

Keeps shouting "I'm not in!" through her letterbox at the postman.

 

Thinks 22 is a prime number

 

Has no idea how many corners are in a triangle.

 

cries while listening to Jesus Jones

 

sells his mates beef-stock cubes in bits of clear plastic and tells them it's 'Red Leb'.

 

Always has to find a parking space that he can drive into and out of forwards, because he's no good at reverse parking :mickey:

 

Can't work out what those 'bits in the middle' are for on a bicycle.

 

Always wears a little short skating dress with lots of rhinestones when he goes to the ice rink