Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Was caught exposing himself to old ladies at the park, asking them if they thought it was big enough...

 

Answered, saying "no"

 

was talking about my left knee

 

Eats grapes at the grocery store without paying for them.

 

gets you into a halfway house by midnight
S

 

Once used a pricing gun to hold up a supermarket.

 

while you where hosting an orgy in the fruit and veg department
S

 

Is a fundimental Christian who believes everyone is going to hell except him.

 

goes boating without wearing a life preserver while drinking eggnog by the gallon

 

Believes that his penis is an inflatable life preserver...

 

has been calling me at odd hours with a fake british accent

 

bottles goat milk.

really
I mean it

 

Faked pregnancy labor to get out of jury duty

 

Practices for the upcoming American Idol while he lives with madcrappie's parents.

 

goes into Footlocker and hits on the guys in striped shirts

 

Gargles semen because he thinks it cures erectile dysfunction.

 

dodges random wind currents

 

Sodomizes department store mannequins.

 

boils grass in an effort to control global dwarfing

 

Not quite as crummy as he claims and occasionally enjoys pigtail stew, from what I hear:tongue: