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only masterbates to porn involving chickens & ducks

 

likes to eat other people's snot

 

ew! can't quite get over his oedipus complex

 

Regularly engages in feline orgies

 

Jizzed n his own mouth

 

once farted whilst stage diving (and it was a wet one, parpp)

 

likes to eat possums for breakfast

 

enjoys cat poop as all day suckers

 

Removes the freshness guarantees from various Hostess Product packaging

 

licks tha bottoms of trash cans...(casue thats where all tha flavors at)

 

Wants crummy to lick the chinese alphabet on her coochie.

 

thinks baldness is underrated

 

is bald

 

Isn't actually an old fart, but stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

 

eats all food including cornflakes with chopsticks in an effort to lose weight

 

Was convicted of drunken oxcarting in 2002.

 

gave him the keys to the ox cart and is now liable for the damages

 

wheels a shopping cart of dead dogs everywhere, constantly muttering passages from 'The Book of Revelations'

 

hates to travel, lost his passport and cant get home.

 

never had a passport, in fact, never left the county where he was born.