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entered but never won Miss Black America contest, that's why he strongly hates pretty black women.....

 

Once made out with a bum in the alley that had been dead for 3 days.

 

Is manufacturing for sale bathtub gin made from household cleaning chemicals.

 

spends so much time onine as Stinkfoot, has forgotten what his real name is.

 

Hums "It's raining men" while masturbating to pro wrestling.

 

Translated the Bible into Mongolian and spent a year in Ulan Bator preaching and smoking opium.

 

is attracted to men who enter the ms black America contest

 

thinks quoting Russian intellectuals gives him a higher IQ

 

thought a water bed was a swimming pool

 

was conceived on the M1 in the back of an ambulance

 

Once gave an enima to a cow with a yeast infection with only a mouthful of water>

 

is absolutely petrified by the thought of being raped by Mickey Mouse

 

likes to bath naked in the moonlight with young Asian boys, while quoting Russian intellectuals...

 

Transplanted the hair from his asscrack to his chin.

 

once planted a garden gnome trying to grow an eco-warrior

 

Thinks it would be grand to winter in Siberia

 

thinks waving their hands about makes them look integgil, ingellit, clever

 

Has a thing for Mr Burns

 

has silicone ass implants

 

has a long sleeve shirt on in what looks like an extremely warm place