Make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Doesn't trust anyone under 4 feet tall, unless they have a handlebar mustache.

 

Dabbles in brown magic

 

has a guide-dog called Ray Charles

 

wears a banana under his leather hotpants just to pose alone in front of the mirror.

 

broke into his 1 year old daughter's piggy bank to have the mirror installed

 

cannot stray within 100yards of any underage foreigners due to urges

 

dyes his hair

 

is actually a hotfingeredmexican

 

finally lost his virginity yesterday playing gin rummy with sailors

 

hasn't managed to ever have a photo taken without the photographer throwing up

 

Co-stars in an upcoming sextape featuring Dick Cheney.

 

The only known person to own VIP tickets to Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch

 

Thought sand was blue and water yellow

 

was piss drunk when she took her driving test

 

drinks piss

 

has forgotten that he has alzheimer's

 

has forgotten that he is........ uh um ah, what was I gonna say?

 

fucks goats.

 

^
Watches random farms waiting to see people fuck goats.

 

^ Enjoys watching ppl fuck goats