Maiden of Plastic hear my pleaYou don't exist / Please let's fleeYou were cobbled together out of spare partsYou hide yourself away in artTalent is the only glueThat keeps all of youTogether / Yet still you're blueOh Maiden I'm just like youWe must retreat to higher artThrough Victorian mist a course we'll chartThrough darkened alleys we will creepIn musty bedrooms we'll find our sleepAnd when our lodging days are pastWhen we've left the East End's graspWe will live as gentle soulsThat's the only proper goal