Mags

Magazines...That's a sure sign of making it in this country. Every single person who arrives in the US has it's own magazine. We have Working Mothers, Backpacking, Bungee Jumping, Mountain climbing, Skeet Shooting, Duck Hunting, Skiing, Snowmobiling, Jerking off, Playing pool Hispanic Businessman... in fact, any activity with more than four people devoted to it in the united states has its own fucking magazine. Shooting someone in the ass with a dart gun magazine... They've probably got a magazine devoted to that. Walking!!! for christ sakes... walking!!! There's actually a fucking magazine called walking... "Look Dan, the new Walking is out... Here's a good article - putting one foot in front of the other"...

 

Magazines Kill Trees!

 

Carlin is great indeed.

 

Yes... I worship his words!!! Well... maybe not that much.... pretty damn close.

 

Ya didn't put em in quoters, ya damn plagarizin' stealin' theivin' thief.

 

"Walking!!! for christ sakes... walking!!! There's actually a fucking magazine called walking... "Look Dan, the new Walking is out... Here's a good article - putting one foot in front of the other"..."


That made me laugh a lot

 

i saw carlin live a few months ago. it was a memory i will retain forever.