This thread is for posting up stories and memes showing MAGA regret at voting for or enabling Trump. Let's drink up those delicious MAGA tears.
Lol! Here's the company's description of their MAGA tears beer... Our new summer session IPA is made with the fermented laments of some truly frustrated politicians. Colorados gun-toting Lauren Boebert, after a surveillance video showed her groping a man in unmentionable places before being kicked out of the musical "Beetlejuice", faces an almost impossible re-election battle. Her bitter tears will help get you a "Rocky Mountain High". Florida's pompadoured Matt Gaetz is currently being investigated for sex trafficking, and the chief witness against him, who pleaded guilty to the same charges, flipped on his old friend with the hopes of reducing his own 11-year sentence. Gaetz's tears add citrus notes- sweet like a Florida orange juice. Georgia's red-blazered and potty-mouthed Marjorie Taylor Greene, after giving tours to insurrectionists days before the January 6th attacks on our country and high-fiving those same domestic terrorists days later, has surely included in Jack Smith's investigation into those who conspired with Donald Trump to overthrow the 2020 presidential election. Her tears add some hints of Georgia Peach. Our new IPA will only get better with age, as the impending implosion of the MAGA movement will surely intensify the flavors that these organic tears add to the brew.
Donald Duck is possibly responsible for more conservative deaths and rip-offs than any president in modern history, and you have to be a total fruitcake to go anywhere near the man. Of course, guaranteeing he will replace them all with Oxford Scholars. Oxford will grant them all honorary degrees.
That leaves out the number of conservatives he has inspired to commit suicide, shoot themselves in the foot, flood the emergency rooms, and flee the country altogether. Inquiring Great Behinds Want To Know... All the dirty details, for the next Hollywood blockbuster.
