macedonian whiners

see there was a speech contest in macedonia a lot of young people cheked in but the winer was called "All the sorows in the world" this dude with long brown hair and a black t-shirt comes up and sticks it in our whining face how big whiners are we macedonians and he wulld made me stop whining but im a proud whining macedonian and i love whining

 

Alexander the Great was a Macedon, and he's pretty cool.

 

Yeah, Alexander the Great has always been pretty fuckin righteous, though I don't really like large masses of power. He was innovative. He was probably good in bed or something. I bet Julius Caesar was too...

Dude, you know, I think I'd like to get a cardboard cutout of Willie Nelson. That'd be weak... I just need to find one.

 

Well, he had many wives and a boyfriend.

 

Yeah, that's what I was getting at. Both Alexander the Great and all the Caesars did, but Julius was the most famous.

 

Like the one in my pants???

haha sorry george, couldn't resist.

 

i like macadamia nuts

 

Fuck those asshole warmongers in the ass. Might as well say Hitler was righteous, too, while you're at it.

 

Go purchase a sense of humor.

 

You have junk in your trunk, too now, eh?



Figures. Who could resist such a chocolicious complexion. (white and with macadamia nuts at that)

 

I'd buy some from you but it seems you've sold out.

 

That's probably because it was never for sale. Fortunately, a dear Brad-Spooner... definately has a bag that's for sale.

 

1) Swear less. It isn't possible to care so much about peoples' opinions on Alexander the Great that you need to swear three times in a seven word sentence.

2) On an internet forum, dropping Hitler's name pretty much means you lose the argument. Its way too cliche.

3) You're taking a way too one-dimensional issue about it anyway. The entire Roman economy was build upon conquering. When war stopped, the empire stopped. And life after pax romana was no treat.

 

but Aleksandar Makedonski was betrayd by his whining macedonian brother