Lyes that your parents told you-other than santa claus

I was wonder what other lies do you remember you parents telling you-I think thats why alot people have trust issues.

I think my biggest one I remember is being told that the bruised part of the fruit was good for me so I would eat it.

Lets hear em...

 

My parents kinda tried to tell me that Santa existed... but they saw that it didn't work on me...so they gave up. We were too poor for presents anyhow.

 

they told me lye can blind you, I ignored them and put lye in my eye, and I went blind

no more christmas lights, only vibrations that colored lights make

and the sound

 

My mom has never really lied to me about anything. =/ shes always been open, only lie i ever remember her telling me is when i was 5 and my dog had died, she told me he ran away =/

 

my parents told me that, too!
my mom also told me that if i ate pure sugar i would get worms in my stomach. i believed her but i ate the sugar anyway.

 

my mom's told me a million lies, but i don't know if i would really call them lies since i think she actually believes most of them

 

Wow, so many.

Don't eat the orange pips, a tree will grow in your belly.
If I was bad, I would get coal for Christmas.
Sex before marriage is wrong.

and the list goes on...

 

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I get so tired of people saying they have trust issues because of "lies" about santa, easter bunny, tooth fairy, etc..... people need to get over it. It's all in fun.

 

I don't have trust issues. I really hate even the stupid, god-damn phrase. All the bull my parents told me just taught me to question everything.

Santa Claus is fucking great! People with 'issues' should be put out of their misery.

 

every other word out of da mouth.

I was told I was english, irish, great great grandparents came over in (insert year here)... which is obviously false given that my great grandma was mexican/creole and whatever else she was... and my great granddad was adopted... the family starts there....

Perhaps worse than that was being told my dad was the charcoal colered guy he was/is... sorry but I have not a black trait... but I had convinced myself of what I always knew was a crock of boolsheet which caused major issues throughout my childhood.

This is actually my aunt speaking, but thats who I grew up with... the rest of the family goes along with it.

I can't tolerate people who lie straight to my face....

 

my mom told me it was illegal for minors to drink coffee because I was so naturally hyper.

 

holy double post batmans, no idea how that happened on an edit

 

I think I mighta got that one, not because I was hyper... I was actually a very calm kid lol... didn't say anything ultil I was 2, but then blurted out a complete sentence "ma I want some spaghetti", that about sums up my life.

It was actually debated that I was retarded. Little did they know how my mind works.

 

I was told when I turned 5 I would just instantly like veggies cause that's the age that happens to kids magikally.

 

If you swallow gum then it stays in your stomache for 7 years.

 

Those kids would have gotten eaten alive in my family.

 

i am really sad
im very sad that some of you got lied to by your mom and dad for one stupid reason or another...

 

I remember being lied by my mon about the park getting closed. This was the only way she could get me to leave the park and go home. It worked for a while, but then I understood how things really worked.